Date:	2005-08-29 10:40
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan....(Hard to argue with this logic!) I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1..) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.

2..) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3..) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4..) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5..) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

 6..) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7..) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel! for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8..) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9..) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE.....

Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

THIS JUST IN:

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses."

 She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

Date:	2005-04-18 14:01
Subject:	Happy Birthday
Security:	Public
Mood:	happy

A very happy birthday, to my lovely wife, Amy!

I love you!

A deep thanks to those of you that made it to the presentation I did for BR on Tuesday night. I hope you found the evening entertaining as well as educational. It is always a pleasure and an honor to present for BR. For those of you that missed it, I will be doing it again at Camp Crucible. Hope to see some of you there!

Date:	2005-03-28 16:15
Subject:	Shameless Plug
Security:	Public
Mood:	excited

I will be presenting tomorrow evening for the Black Rose on the subject that is near and dear to my heart Japanese rope bondage. I'm excited about the class as I now have the luxury of a wonderful digital camera so I have created an informative handout that has photos and instructions for the ties I will be presenting tomorrow. I've wanted to do this for years and now I can and this will give a reference point for people that wish to try tying their partners later. The techniques are quite simple. If you can tie your shoes you can learn Japanese rope bondage. In all of this, I also found my wife Amy is a wonderful photographer and Jana makes a great model. So for those of you that are interested here's a quick synopsis of the class:
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Japan, the pearl of the East, the cultural disciple of China; to evoke its name is to speak of one of the most exciting places in the Eastern hemisphere and a society deeply rooted in tradition. Rope bondage in Japan can be traced back for centuries, although recently it has had a resurrection of interest over the last two decades due primarily to the Internet and the global dissemination of information it provides. Join us for an evening of tradition, bondage, beauty and some will even say art. Don't be intimidated by the complexity that is often mistakenly associated with Japanese rope bondage or nawa shibari. Let Bill Andrews and Jana help assuage your fears by teaching you simple ways of restraining your partner effectively, elegantly and artistically.

Come and see rope bondage in a different light!

Bill Andrews shares his many passions...from nawa shibari (Japanese rope bondage) to tactile and ritual play, from singletails and long whips to canes...realizing that the best way to strengthen the community is to share his knowledge and expertise. Bill has a unique style that combines the grace and power of martial arts with the spirituality of healing energy, and the beauty of visual artistry. He is an active member of the leather community and has had the honor of presenting for several organizations. Locally, Bill has presented for Black Rose, BR Bondage SIG, BR TNG, SIGMA, WHIP,the Joint BR/MOD/Sigma Monday series as well as Leather Retreat and Camp Crucible.

Bill's partner/rope demo, Jana, is a sensually masochistic bottom/ submissive. She has been active in the public scene for six years (the first four in Austin as a member of GWNN and the last two in the DC area as a member of Black Rose). While Japanese rope bondage is relatively new to Jana's repertoire (having only been introduced to it when she met Bill six months ago), she has taken to it like a fish to water. Jana truly delights in modeling for Bill's intricate and beautifully aesthetic Japanese rope bondage techniques.


I hope to see you all there, it should be a fun and educational evening. Besides where else are you going to see me in traditional Japanese garb? :)

Date:	2005-03-24 13:58
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	artistic

Who woulda thunk it? *Chuckles*

Which of your LJ friends are you bound to sleep with? by Caughtinlies
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your lover	kernmantle13
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Well as a subsequent post shows, not only are we destined to be lovers, but oddly enough her husband as well *grins*

Which of your LJ friends are you bound to sleep with? by Caughtinlies
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Favorite Music Type
your stereotype
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your lover	syrenspellbound
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I was supposed to get together with folks Sunday but I don't want to anymore. I'm so tired of seeing the same people.

Oh yeah. midnytebluez said they wanted to go to the movies but they changed their mind :-(.

And also I don't know why jtk_ went all psycho over me and meapet having a little fun.

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Date:	2005-01-12 12:54
Subject:	Dark Odyssey: Winter Fire
Security:	Public
Mood:	anxious
Music:	Capriccio Espagnol - Rimsky Korsakov

Not sure if everyone knows about this new event but I for one am very excited about it. It encompasses many of the things that I find important and interesting about BDSM, namely spirituality, sexuality and sensuality. I can hardly wait for this event. I'm hoping that this is a resounding success and that more events of this type surface! Posted with permission from the event coordinator.

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Registration now open for Dark Odyssey!!
Dark Odyssey: Winter Fire
A New Weekend Hotel Convention Near Baltimore, Maryland
February 25-27, 2005

http://www.darkodyssey.com for more details. Come indulge your wildest fantasies ... we're sure you have some left! ( Read more... )

Hiro grabbed Toshiko’s waist and raked his fingernails over her sides and smiled. ( Read more... )

Hiro rammed his penis faster and faster into Toshiko’s warm canal while sliding two fingers into her gaping anus, mirroring the motions of his pelvis. ( Read more... )

Hiro caressed Toshiko’s back with the tip of the rattan cane and trailed it to her buttocks where he struck each cheek with a firm stroke. ( Read more... )

Hiro grabbed Toshiko’s face with both hands, smiled and kissed her deeply then slowly untied her reposed body, pausing from time to time to lick and rake his teeth over the rope marks as he uncovered her body from the hemp rope. ( Read more... )

“That’s enough bastinado for now slut, I will now do something that I’ve always wanted to do since the moment I first saw you!” ( Read more... )

The sunlight crept through the shutters of Hiro’s bedroom causing the red oak hardwood floors to cast off an eerie incandescence throughout the room. Hiro opened one eye and focused it on the alarm clock sitting on the mahogany bedside table. “Six o’clock in the morning, I wonder how our little girl handled her evening’s entertainment?” he thought to himself. A wry smile came across his lips as he sat up on his futon as his toes searched for his sandals in the darkness of the room. ( Read more... )

Toshiko cried aloud, tears streamed down her face as she muttered over and over, “I’m sorry, please have mercy on me, I’m sorry please…” Hiro laughed out loud and spoke nonchalantly, “You had your chance slut and you were warned. ( Read more... )

A wicked smile curled over Hiro’s lips as he bound Toshiko’s arms in the hemp rope. Her arms were immobilized by the two simple bands of four ropes each above and below her breast cinched tightly at her armpit. The kitana pirouetted gracefully in an arc from the tip of her chin down her long, sinewy neck until the blade rested lightly over the four hemp bands at her breastbone. “Look at me! Don’t you dare avert your eyes again!”... ( Read more... )

Its that time again.....(from meapet)
1. Leave a comment saying you want to be interviewed.
2. I'll reply and give you five questions to answer.
3. You'll update your LJ with the five questions answered.
4. You'll include this explanation.
5. You ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed. And it just keeps going, and going, and going (hopefully!)

1) What was the moment you realized you were into kink? A long time ago, I was the kid who would tie up all of the girls in the neighborhood. I knew I was different as young as 6. The old Hooded Claw and Penelope Pitstop cartoons would be interesting to me as he would always come up with some dastardly torture for her ;)

2) What made you go into music? My mother was a concert pianist so it was only natural to want to follow in her footsteps. I did follow in them but only to a point she dreamed of my being more of a classical musician, but I really was much more into self expression that's why I shunned classical music in favor of being a studio player and playing rock and jazz among the genres I enjoy most.

3) Does the feeling when you play music differ much from when you're doing ropework on someone? How or how not? It is very different actually! In ropework I'm creating something visual and in music it's something audial. Ropework is very calming for me, I find myself in almost a meditative state where in music my mind is going a mile a second thinking up new lines to intersperse various phrases as seamlessly as possible! And of course there's intonation to be wary of! LOL

4) Who do you think your LJmeme crushes are? I honestly have no idea! Quite honestly I'm surprised that I have 4 crushes! LOL Anybody want to fess up? :)



5) What one thing do few people know about you that you don't mind sharing? I am an introverted person with a shy demeanor despite my reputation within the leather community of being an educator and a dare I say "pseudo" celebrity. It's not that I'm a snob when I don't speak to people it's really that I'm quite shy around people I don't know.

Your Ultimate One Night Stand... by crispnite
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Number of crushes on me so far: 3

LJ username:

Well three is better than none I suppose :)